Prompt - “I got a fat ass”

I've always been confusing, and of course I've grown to love it.

And to love the instant judgements.

Judgements that inevitably turn into open stares of realization, wide open eyes, wide open mouths sometimes, wide open hearts.

I think it makes it more fun, (not that I know anything different).

Even still, I often forget, and get confused or frustrated when someone can't tell, when someone treats me like a 5'10" bald leprechaun on steroids, with that look in his eye that's hard to place, and then sometimes realizing it's that one wonky eyebrow that's been throwing them off, yeah that's it...........

Somehow, people aren't born knowing that inside of this packaging is actually where lies the pot of lucky charms and gold at the end of the rainbow.

It's a good thing it's such a clever distraction.

Not everyone who has met me has figured it out, but those who really know me, now know, and are always after me lucky charms.